Roger, there’s only room in this band for one hysterical queen
Said by Freddy Mercury (Rami Malek) in Bohemian Rhapsody
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Seems like the Dude is back.
Can’t be living in the past, man. Stay tuned. pic.twitter.com/zL2CLYhGAM — Jeff Bridges (@TheJeffBridges) January 24, 2019 We’re pretty sure this tweet speaks for itself. If you don’t know what this is about, we just don’t know what to tell you, man. This tweet from Jeff Bridges indicates that there’s a sequel to the infamous Coen […]
Man, Millennial Monopoly makes me mind Monopoly
Hi. I’m Writey and I’m a millennial. Apparently all is fair in mongering and marketing, because not only do conservative babyboomers bash my generation at every turn when they’re not blaming blacks, non-normatives or some kind of non-existent elite other than the one they’re part of for everything they imagine is wrong with their lives: […]
Drinking milk is racist, according to PETA.
According to PETA, drinking cow’s milk is a symbol of white supremacy. Yeah, you read that right. Cow’s milk is now racist. And that’s not even cause it’s white. You see, caucasian persons are lactose tolerant more often than humans of another ethnic origin. That’s a genetic difference. Apparently, white supremacists have now decided that […]
Spoilers: Making a Murderer Season 2 – Is there justice in Wisconsin?
Anyone who has watched the entire first series of the Netflix-documentary “Making a Murderer” will at least vaguely remember the rollercoaster of emotions that is generated by watching this series. When the first season ended, viewers were left wondering about the guilt of Steven Avery and Brendan Dassey, but anyone with an ethical bone in […]
If you’re happy and you know it, you didn’t read the news: did SMB murder Khashoggi for Trump?
The latest news includes the murder of a Saudi journalist Jamal Khashoggi who worked for the Washington Post. He actually got barred from writing in Saudi-Arabia for criticizing then-candidate Donald Trump. It’s sad how all this tends to be connected. It makes us, at Reasonish, want to invest in aluminum. You can’t go wrong with […]
Both parties asked the court to drop the monkey copyright trial and you’ll never believe its decision
Remember our piece about the monkey copyright lawsuit? We do! And we’ve been following the story a little. If you have been too, you probably know that PETA and David Slater eventually agreed to settle the matter in a way that would benefit the wildlife. And with that, we supposed the story was over. We […]
Dear America, Fergie isn’t the problem, here.
Dear America, Of course. In the wake of yet another deadly shooting, there’s an uproar in the States. The uproar is, yet again, not what you would expect. Survivors of the shooting are making an effort to get there, but America wouldn’t be America if there wasn’t Something Stupid. Something Stupid is a song, but […]
If you watch FOX NEWS you are living on a different planet
Said by Barack Obama on “My Next Guest Needs No Introduction”
21 examples of Thin Privilege that are actually bullshit (and one that isn’t)
Some things are genuinely stupid, and one of them is fat people copying the call for social justice that historically mistreated minorities are making. In the US, fat people aren’t even a minority and obese people only a small one. Medical professionals call this development a problem for good reason. But we’re not going to […]