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It took them long enough, but the Whitehouse has finally managed to release an official photo of Melania Trump. The photo itself is rather boring. Flotus looks heavily photoshopped. It features on the page about the First Lady and that page has us wonder why on earth it took the White House so long to actually feature a portrait of Melania.
Made up face colours. Fake beauty. Very dishonest.
Husband has made a lot of money.
Really. A lot of money. He’s very rich.
The only black this administration approves of.
Look at her official bio. It’s all media attention and photography. Much like her husband, it looks like Melania needs attention in order to exist. So kudo’s to whomever in the Whitehouse staff have been conspiring to keep her away from an official camera. Couldn’t have been easy. We can just see it. Every time the Donald opens his mouth in order to put it on the agenda someone had to switch on the TV or point out something on twitter to infuriate him and distract him from the idea. And it worked.
For over two months, this strategy has apparently worked. At least until now: the inevitable moment where Melania now has an official portrait, and somehow Trump still hasn’t managed to get indicted or resign, despite the record number of reasons his so-far short presidency has provided the world with. Stay tuned, ’cause this gift is not done giving.